what up, kids ( Read more... )

Hey, kids. When your dentist tells you to floss, you should really heed his advice. That way, you don't spend your Saturday on an operating table while the guy slices open your gums ( Read more... )

Shoot 'em up!

Bad:

• I have the beginnings of gum disease. Thanks, genetic disease jackpot!
  
• My parents are having money problems. Thanks, George!
  
• I'm having money problems. Thanks again, George!
  
• I had to stay late last night for tech support. Thanks, incompetent overlords!
  
• I'm having trouble sleeping. Thanks again, genetic disease jackpot!
  

Good:

• I ( Read more... )

The past couple of days have been a blur. Possibly because I have had insomnia very badly and was extremely manic up until sometime mid-yesterday morning. After the crash, I felt extremely anti-social, not exactly what your family wants to hear on xmas. After not sleeping for something like five days straight, I'm also feeling a little sick, but I ( Read more... )

The holiday party was awesome. It turns out that our floor is the only one that does one. Someone told me that we're the most laid-back group of teams in the company, but that we also work the hardest. Not ten minutes later, the division head came by to say hi to me and stuff and to tell me that since we've acquired so many new accounts, 2007 is ( Read more... )

Mondays should be abolished. No, seriously ( Read more... )

When I came home this afternoon from running errands, there was a black 2007 Dodge Nitro SLT sitting in the driveway. I figured it was one of my uncles or something, but then I realized that the Explorer was in the garage, the Miata was missing, and both my parents were sitting in the living room. I believe my reaction was, "Umm ( Read more... )

First of all, if you've never heard a Serengeti song before, I suggest you download one now. The lyrics are hilarious, especially if you've ever lived in or visited Chicago. My mom and I cracked up hard over this one last night as it's named after the coach of the Chicago White Sox. It also references everything '80s from Phil Collins to Huey Lewis ( Read more... )